Delicious on the way in, but on the way out... eewww....

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For just five easy payments of $49.95

Sometimes you need to ask the 'Hard' questions.....but I guess that's why they call them "Bishops"

Talk like a pirate day

Q: How do you know if you're a pirate?
A: You just

Baisez mon réfrigérateur

Jet packs are definitely on the way kids...

Really!!! click here to see the future!!!!

and this is something out of the future too...

I can see my house from space with "Google Earth" but the USA can't find a 6 foot tall, Saudi millionare named Osama.

This is the thing that makes children nature life.

Thunderbirds are shit.

If you don't like scissors, don't make me stab you.

You put your right ear in,you take your right ear out.You put your right ear in,and you make a sound like a little monkey on smack.

... and so is your mum.

Make my lunchbox cry:"Wolf!"