Learn from your mistakes.

Up your arse.

Dear Peter.

Famous last words.

Wibble-Boing.

Yet more politics.

or:

I could use the practice.

Get 'em while they're hot.

Large hats, little people.

For all the Aussies abroad; you know who you are.

Golden oldies.

¿onde está a ponte?

Stick this one up your conspiracy list, Mulder.

It is a well known fact that homosexuals attract enemy radar.

This one's for president Bush (twat)!

Pointless.

You want it, but you can't afford it.

Verse 2, weeeeellllllllll...

You know who you are!

Call centre blues.

Better than a smack habit, for sure.

I saw this guy vomit a live goldfish.

Do your bit.

Oh, no.

Spoonless.

Hey! You've got my pen!

Sex? Or golf? You decide.

Sunshine, lollipops & rainbows.

Not like "Ha Ha" funny. Like weird funny......like......y'know?

The Minister for Health suggests that you DON'T EAT TOO MUCH BACON.